Gaba will go down in the history books as mystical drink that betows powers of focus and justice to anyone who finds and slams down a can. But Gaba doesn't just wander into the hands of any man or women. Gaba has a mission. A mission to CHANGE HISTORY AS WE KNOW IT!
A can of GABA goes back in time to the year 1912 and into the hands of slightly dizzy and confused captain of the Titanic. Greatly intrigue by this mysterious can of drink and thirsty as hell, Captain Edward John Smith pounds the sweet nectar into his sea salty viens. His eyes brighten and his back straightens as he catches glimpes a sharp pointy cold thing in the distance. An ice burg? Surly that can be avoided. GABA SAVES THE DAY!
NEXT WEEK: Gaba saves the economy!
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